Because there are certain things - monstrous things - that go unmentioned in the catalog, campus tour, or employment package. But did you know these schools have also produced murderers, warmongers, traitors, plagiarists, slave traders, pederasts, and every other variety of moral reprobate? Whether you're a high school student grinding away in the hope of gaining admission to one of these institutions, a parent propelling a child toward Ivy glory, a current Ivy League undergraduate wondering 'What the hell is this place?' - or even an Ivy League alum, professor, administrator, or dropout - this book was written specifically for you.

The Spectacle of Twins in American Literature and Popular CultureĮverybody knows that the schools of the Ivy League - universally touted as the pinnacle of American higher education - have graduated countless political leaders, corporate titans, and global power brokers. Luckily for you, this is just the first in a series perfect for boys and girls who are smart, clever, and funny (just like the twins), and enjoy reading adventurous stories (who doesn't?!).

Wouldn't it be fun to read about that? Oh please.

Dean, kidnapped the Templeton twins and their ridiculous dog in order to get their father to turn over one of his genius (sort of) inventions. And suppose that another set of twins-adults-named Dean D. Now suppose their father was a brilliant, if sometimes confused, inventor. Let's say John was pragmatic and played the drums, and Abigail was theoretical and solved cryptic crosswords. Suppose there were 12-year-old twins, a boy and girl named John and Abigail Templeton. Reading level 5.5 Holmes, Jeremy True Series statement Templeton twins Series volume bk.This special edition of The Templeton Twins Have an Idea: Book One also includes a sneak preview of The Templeton Twins Make a Scene: Book Two and a Q&A with the author. 10225264 Cataloging source NJQ/DLC Weiner, Ellis Index no index present Intended audience 830L Intended audience source Lexile Interest level MG Literary form fiction Language eng Summary Professor Templeton has been hired by the Thespian Academy of the Performing Arts and Sciences to invent something, anything, important (and profitable) but the thirteen-year-old twins, Abigail and John, are suspicious and determined to investigate Member of Brothers and sisters - Juvenile fiction.Label The Templeton twins make a scene Title The Templeton twins make a scene Statement of responsibility written by Ellis Weiner illustrated by Jeremy Holmes Creator

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